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Your
going to understand
the current tax plan a lot better
after you read the folllowing. Enjoy and share.
Bar
Stool Economics
Suppose
that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for
all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our
taxes,
it would go something like this:
The
first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The
fifth would pay $1.
The
sixth would pay $3.
The
seventh would pay $7.
The
eighth would pay $12.
The
ninth would pay $18.
The
tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So,
that's what they decided to do.
The
ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy
with the arrangement, until on day, the owner threw them a curve.
"Since
you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce
the cost of
your daily beer by $20. "Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The
group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes
so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.
But what about the other six men, the paying customers? How could they
divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'
They
realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that
from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would
each end up
being
paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it
would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and
he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay. And
so:
The
fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100%
savings).
The
sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The
seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The
eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The
ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The
tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each
of the six was better off than before. And the first four
continued to drink for free. But once outside the
restaurant, the men
began to compare their savings.
"I
only got a dollar out of the $20, declared the sixth man. He
pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!"
"Yeah,
that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a
dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!"
"That's
true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10
back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait
a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't
get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The
nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The
next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the
nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to
pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have
enough money
between all of them for even half of the bill!
And
that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is
how
our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get
the most
benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for
being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact,
they might
start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
David
R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor
of Economics University of Georgia |
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